在网上逃票480次（一只猫逃票被抓后被护送下高铁列车）

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这位“乘客”被护送下车的时候用两条后腿走路呢Footage of a cat in China''s Inner Mongolia autonomous region being escorted off a high-speed train has gone viral on the country’s social media.一段发生在中国内蒙古自治区，一只猫咪被护送下高铁的视频在该国的社交媒体上走红。

评论翻译-------------译者：Wendypanying--- 审核者：龙腾翻译总管------------Flushed The Magic ToiletThe cat:”Task failed, retry in 9 hours.”猫咪：“任务失败，9小时内再试。”Winston WanThe cat : this is so embarassing to be escorted out of the train猫咪：被护送下火车可真尴尬。Skelly ?????You can see the sadness on his face when they are taking him off ?你们能看出他们把他带下火车的时候他脸上的悲伤吗？

CrempostorOfficer: Escourts the catMe: gives him a ticketOfficer: You can have a seat here, what drink would you like sir?Cat: Milk列车员：护送猫咪我：递给他一张票列车员：你可以在这里坐下，先生需要喝点什么吗？猫咪：牛奶-------------译者：Wendypanying--- 审核者：龙腾翻译总管------------abortedphoenix"passenger" caused heated discussions online这位“乘客”在网上引起了热议The QueenCat: THE DOG ATE MY TICKET猫咪：狗吃了我的票

mr potato"Justice for cat rights , cat lives matter"~ BBC , CNN“为猫权伸张正义，猫咪的命也是命”~BBC, CNN如是说Mac ChewCat: Where are Mine Human Rights?猫咪：我的人权呢？-------------译者：Wendypanying--- 审核者：龙腾翻译总管------------rakimMission failed, we''ll get em next time....任务失败了，下次我们会拿到的……Boe ManBy the look of the cat, it looks like this wasnt his first time看这只猫的眼神，看上去这不是他第一次这么做Princess Danyahow dare they do that to a well respected cat, living his life. smh他们怎么敢如此对待一只备受尊敬的猫，只是在过他自己的生活。Ray MakPoor kitty可怜的小猫咪Jeva SamyPoor kitty ...可怜的小猫咪……

rocky roadAnd the cat meow''s, wait a minute ! I''m a Communist Cat, everything is supposed to be FREE!!!然后这只猫咪喵喵叫，等一等！我是一只共产主义猫咪，所有的东西应该都是免费的！！！Abel MersukiImagine he have a ticket and order: "one Jerry please"想象一下他拿出一张票然后点餐：“来一只杰瑞老鼠，谢谢。”I''m unknownCat: Gotta get fast猫：应该动作快一点的ッJustSomeoneWithANezukoPFPCat: I just forgot my ticket!!猫：我只是忘记带上我的票！！

Eren YeagerI feel for the cat我很同情那只猫q qJust leave the poor guy. He needs to get to his job to feed his children别管这个可怜的家伙了，他得回去工作养活他的孩子US-Zionist EggheadNobody pay for her??没人为她付钱？

Xiao from Genshin Impact"You''re just a hooman. I deserve better."“你只是一个人而已，我值得更好的待遇。”darioCNN, BNC, NYT: Cat subjected to systematic speciesism and discrimination in a metro station by the direction of Communist Party Of ChinaCNN，BNC, NYT(均为西方著名新闻媒体）：在中国指示下，一只猫在高铁站受到了系统性的物种偏见和歧视。HoopoeLOL What a cat-astrophe! Nothing is purr-fect, meowww!哈哈，真是一场猫生灾难呀！没有什么是完美的，喵---------!Aldi IbrahimMeanwhile in cat tubeYOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME (free ride gone wrong)与此同时在猫咪油管频道你不会相信刚刚在我身上发生了什么事情（搭便车行不通）Kami No YamiPlot twist: the cat was trying to get back home, and this officer just literally make the cat unable to get back to its owner剧情反转：这只猫当时准备回家，而这位列车员实际上让它没办法回到主人身边。-------------译者：熊猫永不为奴--- 审核者：龙腾翻译总管------------AreTiCthe cat looked so sad ?那只猫看起来很伤心？

GingerPlot twist - The cat''s ticket was stolen by Jerry.剧情转折，猫的票被杰瑞偷走了。

kiwiterran1if this was in u.s the cat would ve be shoot 10 times then told to get of the train如果这是在美国，猫会被射杀10次，然后被警告离开-------------译者：熊猫永不为奴--- 审核者：龙腾翻译总管------------Ajisen Ramen??? those tiny tip toeing feet.？？？看那些小脚趾尖sha :D"And he woddle away, woddle woddle, till the very next day-"”他摇摆着，摇摆着，直到第二天……”

wasting another year but its not my faulttom trying leaving his town after being tired of chasing jerry: task failed汤姆在厌倦了追逐杰瑞后，试图离开他的城镇: 任务失败rocky roadCLM !!!物流管理委员会的缩写！！或者索赔！！Tiny KumochiSeriously why u holding the cat so awkwardly, just pick it up.说真的，你为什么这么笨拙地抱着猫，直接把它抓起来。-------------译者：Wendypanying--- 审核者：龙腾翻译总管------------

JurassicPredator SpinobeastCat learnt a lesson: Learn to pay tickets before going on the train.猫咪学到了一课：上火车之前学会买票。The Black TulipIs this a joke?Cat: "Do I look like a joke to you?"这是个笑话吗？猫咪：“我对你而言像个笑话吗？”KM WongEven cat''s know how to travel these days ?现在猫都知道怎样旅行了吗？-------------译者：Wendypanying--- 审核者：龙腾翻译总管------------Ismi HafsariHe is very gentle, thats why the cat didnt resist him too much他很温柔，因此这只猫没怎么反抗他

Zhao KwongFact: Cat forgot his mask. No mask. No ride.真相：猫忘戴口罩了。不戴口罩，不能搭车。

MaximusEveryone''s memeing about this while I''m thinking how would a cat buy a ticket每个人都在就这个事儿玩梗，而我却在想一只猫要怎样才能买车票呢-------------译者：Wendypanying--- 审核者：龙腾翻译总管------------Even StevenCat : I swear i had the ticket, i think someone has mugged my wallet when i was sleeping ??猫：我发誓我买票了，我想有人趁我睡觉的时候打劫了我的钱包？Kami No YamiRailway officer: escorts the cat out of the trainCat: oh, you''re approaching me?Cat: immediately pulls out a VIP ticket列车员：护送猫咪下火车猫咪：哦，你在靠近我？猫咪：马上掏出一张贵宾级车票Carl Maru Serna Granadathis is absurd, the cat probably had an important place to go to这真荒唐，这只猫可能要去很重要的地方

ZaiNHey! the cat was going to visit his parents after so long! There''s no way he cud walk for tat long, let him catch the train!嘿！这只猫很久没回家，这次本来是要去看他爸爸妈妈的！他没办法走那么远的路，让他打个车嘛！Mohamad Zacky AimarThe cat looks disappointed这只猫看上去挺失望的。-------------译者：熊猫永不为奴--- 审核者：龙腾翻译总管------------Jazz-axyI feel like this cat probably lives around the station and this is lowkey their daily routine我觉得这只猫可能住在车站附近，这是他们低调的日常生活nadsHe just tryna go back to his family他只是想回到家人身边vexonica 02Cat already look depressed loosing their social credit score猫已经失去了社会信用评分，它看起来很沮丧Lucky OneMannn, I thought they threw him off the train while it was at HIGH-SPEED. I only watched to make sure they didn''t. So relieved.大家，我以为他们在火车高速行驶的时候，把他扔下了火车。我只是想确保他们不会，如释重负。brakefluidLet''s see what pompeo the animal lover Has to say about this让我们看看动物爱好者蓬佩奥对此有什么看法Jarin TasnimCat: where are my cat rights?!我的猫权在哪里? ！-------------译者：熊猫永不为奴--- 审核者：龙腾翻译总管------------Arthur CCat: let me go you idiot, i bought my ticket onlineGuard: i dont think so!猫：让我走，你这个白痴，我在网上买的票工作员：我不这么认为！ICETEASPILLTIMES SPILLI would paid for this fella ticket.???我会为这张票付钱……？？Master JetRussian Cat: My Comrade.俄罗斯猫: 我的同志。Charles HarmonCat is all like "THIS IS PROFILIN!". Help a bradda owt.猫会说”这是亵渎! ” . 帮帮我巴拉巴拉。ShanCat: We live in the world of Poverty猫：我们生活在贫穷的世界里Levitus ._Shouldn''t children get a free seat on the train?this kitty is my child孩子们不应该在火车上有个空座位吗？这只猫是我的孩子