投稿时遇到的尴尬事（投稿过程中那些痛不欲生的瞬间）

今天在PETD亚洲善待导师组织的微博上看到这样一个话题，关于投稿的，如下图：

其实上边这种情况相信大多数老师都经历过，最后都绝望的状态，其实这也还好，最可怕的是那些评委给出的意见也是让人崩溃，几度导致自己一蹶不振，居高后需要调整一段时间再打开稿子再投....

当然也有那些至死不放弃的，投了20次的~

最后真的放弃的......

那些被拒了之后，投到更牛逼的杂志的...

退稿就退呗，还不断往伤口撒盐......

其实早在2010年Environmental Microbiology杂志刊登了一部分杂志的审稿意见，让人在学术研究严肃、认真的前提下充分体会了下，审稿人的幽默与诙谐，有的审稿意见甚至让人啼笑皆非，下面列举了一部分经典的审稿意见，让大家也见识一下史上最狠的评审意见。

This paper is desperate. Please reject it completely and then block the author’s email ID so they can’t use the online system in future.

这文章真让人崩溃…得让作者彻底断了念想，建议锁定该作者的电子邮件ID，省得他以后继续投稿。

The writing and data presentation are so bad that I had to leave work and go home early and then spend time to wonder what life is about.

这写作水平和展示的数据真是滥到家了，哥不得不提前下班，回家琢磨琢磨生活的意义。

Reject – More holes than my grandad’s string vest!

拒发，必须的！漏洞百出堪比我爷爷的网眼背心！

I would suggest that EM set up a fund that pays for the red wine reviewers may need to digest manuscripts like this one.

哥建议贵刊（环境微生物学杂志）成立基金，以买单审稿人审阅时可能需要的红酒，哥上火呀。

The biggest problem with this manuscript, which has nearly sucked the will to live out of me, is the terrible writing style.

这篇文章最大的问题是极其恶劣的写作格式，几乎摧毁了我的求生意志。

Hopeless – Seems like they have been asleep and are not up on recent work on metagenomics.

绝望了。显然作者要么睡着了，要么完全没跟上宏基因组学的前沿发展。

A weak paper, poor experimental design, comparison of sequences using different primers, no statistical analysis possible, carelessly written, poorly thought through.

文章弱、设计锉，使用不同的引物去比较序列；统计分析天马行空；写作粗犷。彻头彻尾的悲剧呀。。。

I agreed to review this Ms whilst answering e-mails in the golden glow of a balmy evening on the terrace of our holiday hotel on Lake Como. Back in the harsh light of reality in Belfast I realize that it’s just on the limit of my comfort zone and that it would probably have been better not to have volunteered.

迷人的傍晚，金色的夕照，如果此时哥在科莫湖的假日酒店那铺洒着余辉的露台上，我会欣然同意审阅这篇文章。然而，在贝尔法斯特残酷的日光里，我知道我刚才是想太多了，文章么，咱能不提这事行吗。。。

The presentation is of a standard that I would reject from an undergraduate student.

哥从本科开始就不看这种操性的文章了。

The lack of negative controls. . . . results in the authors being lost in the funhouse. Unfortunately, I do not think they even realize this.

阴性对照实验的缺乏导致作者在游乐场里完全迷失了，不幸的是，我看他们现在还没意识到

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