2013年总决赛第六场莱昂纳德罚球（莱昂纳德大学语录曝光）

[Players on Kawhi] The most he talked wason the court..every time the ball went through the net he just said, “Bucket..”that was it.. You couldn’t score on him, so that’s what he would say: “Nope,nope..” grabbing a rebound.. “Board man gets paid..” He’d make more sounds thanhe actually talked.

大学队友谈莱昂纳德：他话最多的时候就在球场上，当进球的时候他只会喊出一句“得分”，差不多就是这样……你如果不能在他身上得分的话他就会说：“你不行，你不行……”然后抢下篮板……“篮板球总是会回报你的……”这个时候他总是能发出很多声音。

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[–]Lakersrealmckoy265 3200 points 12 hoursago

They need to mic up Kawhi

湖人球迷：他们真的应该在小卡身上装个麦克风的。

[–]TheBlueMamba 2283 points 11 hours ago

ESPN: "Kawhi you are mic'd up you needto say something"

Kawhi: "Nope. Nope."

NBA官网：“莱昂纳德，你装备了麦克风所以你需要说点什么。”

莱昂纳德：“不、不……”

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[–]JazzBTrap17 7952 points 12 hours ago

I need New Balance to make a "BoardMan Gets Paid" shirt.

爵士球迷：我需要新百伦做一件“篮板球总是会回报你的”T恤衫。

注：莱昂纳德签约了新百伦。

[–]KnicksfirstbreathOOC 1561 points 11hours ago

New Balance, if you're listening, I wouldbuy that shit right now.

尼克斯球迷：新百伦，你听好了！我现在就想买这件衣服。

[–]Raptorsrainydevil7 626 points 9 hours ago

sorry all of Kawhi's quotes belong to Nike

猛龙球迷：很抱歉，莱昂纳德所有的话都属于耐克哦！

[–]Timberwolves03notnarbj[S] 2050 points 12hours ago

I want a Kawhi action figure that does hislaugh

森林狼球迷：我希望莱昂纳德做一个开怀大笑的动作。

[–]RaptorsThe_Natural_Log 275 points 11hours ago

I gave up on NB. They still haven't massproduced his Fun Guy shirt or made updates on his shoes (which sold out in 4mins).

猛龙球迷：我要放弃新百伦了，他们又不做好玩的文化衫，也没有大规模发售他的签名鞋（4分钟就被卖完了）。

[–]Pelicans2Basketball2Poorious 147 points10 hours ago

Kawhi's shoes haven't actually launchedyet. What sold out was a short-term promotion NB was doing. A one-time deal.

鹈鹕球迷：小卡的鞋还没有正式发售吧，现在销售一空应该只是新百伦短期的销售策略，一时之计而已。

[–]RaptorsDrunkenMasterII 244 points 9hours ago

I can’t believe his shoes haven’t launchedyet. Such a missed opportunity. They could make anything with Kawhi’s name onit right now and it would sell out.

猛龙球迷：难以置信新百伦的鞋现在还没发售，他们错过了好多机会啊，他们现在应该立刻把莱昂纳德的名字印到鞋子上去，一定能大卖的。

[–]RaptorsThe_Natural_Log 124 points 8hours ago

Exactly. Anything Raptors is sold out inToronto. Imagine if they dropped his shoes or a few shirts. NB has literally noidea what they should be doing with Kawhi.

确实如此，至少猛龙的东西在多伦多一直都被销售一空，如果他们现在推出莱昂纳德的球鞋以及部分文化衫一定会卖爆，新百伦真的不知道围绕莱昂纳德做什么促销啊。

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[–]nowhathappenedwas 2248 points 12 hoursago

Shelton: Guys coming from high school havetrouble with help-side defense. Kawhi made a comment to coach Hutson, who wasthe defensive coach at the time, and he was like, “I don’t get it, coach. Whycan’t they just stay in front of their man like I do? Like, why do I have toplay help side?” That was his only comment I ever heard him make about defense:“They should just be able to stay in front of their man like I do.”

Coach Hutson: We would talk about rotationsand how to help. I would get him on it about. He was respectful, but he wouldbe very frustrated and say, “Why can’t everybody just guard their own man?”Those were exactly his words. “Why can’t everybody just guard their own man?”

Kelvin Davis, guard: In his mind, everyoneshould be doing what he was doing. But he didn’t realize everybody couldn’t dowhat he did. He was a walking nightmare.

摘录一下他们高中教练和队友的话：

Shelton：当时高中的学生在协防上都有一些问题，莱昂纳德当时就和防守教练Hutson交流时表露出：“教练，我根本不理解啊，为啥其他人不能像我一样一直都在别人身前防守呢？就是，为啥我总是要去协防和包夹呢？”这是我听过他关于防守做的唯一评价：“他们应该像我一样防住身前的人。”

教练Hutson：我们当时讨论轮换以及如何包夹，当时他尽管非常恭谦，但是他还是很沮丧并且说了一句，“为啥不是每个人都能防住他们对位的人呢？”这真的是他说的话，“为啥不是每个人都能防住他对位的人呢？”

Kelvin Davis，莱昂纳德高中的队友：在他脑海里，每个人都应该能做到他要做到的事情，但是他没有意识到实际上每个人都做不到他这一点，他就是一个行走的梦魇。

[–]Th3_C0bra 1580 points 11 hours ago

It’s stuff like this that exemplifies whythe greatest players are not very good coaches. Steve Kerr is killing it but Idon’t think Jordan could. Mike Singletary in the NFL was a prototypical playerbut he failed miserably as a head coach. Great players think everyone shouldjust do it, get in there, make it happen. They don’t realize that they arespecial talents and not everyone has those gifts and they don’t understand howto push good players to give all they have because great players are alwaysgiving their max effort and when they don’t, it’s still great.

这简直完美诠释了为什么伟大的球员做不了好的教练，科尔做的不错但是我不觉得乔丹能做一个好教练，Mike Singletary在NFL里非常强，但是他同样在主教练方面遭遇诸多困惑，伟大的球员觉得每个人都能做到他们那一点，但实际上他们没有意识到他们有着特殊的天赋，不是每个人都有这样的天赋的，他们也不理解如何去鼓励好的球员，因为伟大的球员总是会最大化自己的努力，并且在自己不想做的时候激励自己，所以他们能一直伟大。

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[–]Bulls2PumpChamp 1526 points 12 hours ago

These phrases will be echoed in gamethreads for the rest of this man's career

公牛球迷：这个帖子的一些评论一定会对这个男人未来的职业生涯评价有很大的影响。

[–]Lakersyuhanz 1017 points 9 hours ago

Kawhi grabs uncontested rebound

Game Thread:

bOaRd mAn gEtS pAiD!!!

Boaaardd maaaan

Nananana nananana BOARD MAN!

Kawhi out here gettin’ paid

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湖人球迷：

感觉以后莱昂纳德每拿下一个强硬篮板

赛后的评论都是这样的：

篮板会让你得到回报的！

篮板侠！

篮板侠来了！！！

莱昂纳德最终得到了回报！

大概会有100多条这样的评论吧。

[–]CavaliersShamWowGod 4638 points 13 hoursago*

"Board man gets paid"

That's the greatest new phrase I've heardall year. I'm about to go play basketball and grab nothing but rebounds justsay this over and over.

骑士球迷：

“篮板球终将会让你得到回报”

这是我一整年听到的最棒的短语了，以后我打篮球抢板的时候要不停地说这句话！

[–]Raptorslifecantgetyouhigh 1095 points 12hours ago

Inspiring for tall slow guys like me. Ineed that on a shirt.

猛龙球迷：这句话无比激励我这种高慢的大个子啊，我需要印有这句话的文化衫！

[–]zxc123zxc123 822 points 11 hours ago*

People joking that Kawhi is a basketballrobot, but I think he's actually a t-shirt phrase generating AI:

"FUN GUY"

"Board man gets paid"

“I’m a board man."

"I'm up."

"EH eH Ah HA HA Ha ha!"

"Yeeeee"

人们总是说莱昂纳德是篮球机器人，但是我觉得他确实是一个文化衫表情包啊：

他的文化衫可以印：

“这是一个有趣的家伙”

“篮板球终究得到回报。”

“我觉醒了……”

“Emmm哈哈哈哈”

“耶！！！！”

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[–]testenth1 286 points 11 hours ago

This can’t be real lmaoooo

This is amazing

这不可能是真的哈哈哈哈

太神奇了！

[–][NYK] David LeeCaptainKirkHinrich 5931points 13 hours ago

Why waste time say lot word when few worddo trick?

尼克斯球迷：既然一个单词就可以有节目效果了，为什么要说那么多话呢？

[–]asapjae 1086 points 13 hours ago*

His personality shows in his offensivestyle a lot

他的个人品质显示了他的进攻风格哈哈哈。

[–]Raptorsjps78 605 points 13 hours ago

simple and effective yet leaves you wantingmore somehow

猛龙球迷：简洁有效但是让你欲罢不能！

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[–]Raptorskonficker 1486 points 13 hoursago

Lmao board man I’m a board man

猛龙球迷：哈哈哈，篮板侠！我是篮板侠！

[–]Warriorssplinternz 1749 points 13 hoursago

God lmao, this is prime “Robo-Kawhi” fuel

勇士球迷：老天，这是机器卡的核心能源吗！

[–]TheKingAndKy 548 points 13 hours ago

Robot man gets paid

机器侠终究得到回报！

[–]RaptorsKF7SPECIAL 649 points 13 hoursago

I'm cracking up right now at "boardman gets paid"

猛龙球迷：说实话“篮板球终会让你得到回报”这句话现在还是让我挺激动的！

[–]LakersBLACKEDbyJames 283 points 13 hoursago

Wonder how he dirty talks when fucking.

湖人球迷：想象一下他被激怒的时候说啥垃圾话呢？

[–]PistonsRalphie_V 461 points 11 hours ago

If I heard it once, I heard it 50 times.“Board man. I’m a board man.” That’s what he said. Absolutely. “I’m a boardman. Yeah, I’m a board man. Board man gets paid.” He spoke in phrases likethat.

Hooooly fucking shit lmao

I'm a board man. Yeah, I'm a board man.

“如果我听到一次，那我就会听到五十次，‘篮板侠，我就是篮板侠，这就是他说的话，’毫无疑问，‘我就是个篮板侠，对，我就是个篮板侠，得篮板者得天下’。”他就会一直这么说。

哈哈哈，我需要这样的文化衫。

我是篮板侠，对，我就是个篮板侠。

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