26个英语字母自然拼读和音标（读英文小幽默学自然拼读）

bus 公共汽车 run 跑 gun 枪

It's a sunny day. A woman gets off the bus and goes into a butcher shop to buy some meat. A strange man follows her into the shop and stands behind her. Suddenly the woman screams, and the man turns and runs out of the shop. At that time, some policemen are passing by. They find a gun in the man's pocket.The man is a robber.

"Madam, thank you very much.Your scream saved me," the butcher says, "but how did you know he was a robber?"

“I didn't konw,”replies the woman, "I screamed because the meat was too expensive."

译文

这一天阳光明媚，一个女人下了公交车，走进一家肉店买肉。一个陌生男人跟着她走进了这家商店， 站在她身后。 突然，这个女人尖叫了起来，那个男人转身就跑出了商店。 这时，一些警察正路过，他们在这个男人的口袋里发现了一把枪。 这个人是强盗。

“夫人，真是太感谢你了，你的尖叫声救了我啊。” 屠夫说道， “但是， 你怎么知道他是一个强盗的呢？”

“我不知道呀。”这个女人回答说， “我尖叫，是因为肉太贵了。”