好运连连天天向上的英语（英语天天乐Handsoff）

Hands off

A friend of mine was giving an important dinner party for her husband’s business associates. She put guest towels and soap in the bathroom, and, not wanting her teenagers to use them first, attached warning notes that read: “Use these and I’ll kill you.”

When the guests left after a successful evening, she went into the bathroom and found the towels and soap untouched – with her warning notes still in them.

不许碰

我的一位朋友为她的丈夫的同事举办了一个重要的宴会。她把客人准备的毛巾和香皂放在洗手间，为了不让她十几岁的孩子们先用这些东西，她就在毛巾和香皂上贴上警告的条子，写着：“你们敢碰这些东西，我就杀了你们。”

当这个晚会圆满结束，客人们离开后，她来到洗手间，却发现毛巾和香皂都原封不动，警告条子也还贴在那里。