msifwvsrng小组加赛（RNG四保一还是四混子）

MSI小组赛第二天战局风云突变，KZ遭遇滑铁卢，Fnatic赢下KZ后，“举国欢庆”冠军什么的都不重要了，重要的是liquid四连跪，欧洲小Faker Cap欢乐抢五杀！玩的很嗨！下面我们来看看吃瓜老外们的骚话环节：

KZ vs Fnatic

KHAN OVERRATED

LCK OUTDATED

LONG HAVE WE WAITED

FNATIC ACTIVATED

——Khan被高估

LCK过时了（这波毒奶怕是要人命啊）

我们等了这么多年

——让韩国人疯狂，让北美酸死，哎呀不好意思，我们又做到了!

Rekkles is the best ADC in EU LCS? But he's not even the best adc on his team.

——Rekkles是欧洲LCS最好的ADC么?但是他连他们队伍最好的ADC都不是。

Khan getting bodied by Bwipo, truly the dankest timeline.

——Khan被Bwipo吊着打，这真是最神奇的时间线。

Huh, week 2 came early this year

——哈，今年的第二周来得早了些。

(世界赛上欧洲队伍通常第一周表现很差，第二周表现很好，北美则恰好相反)

A few weeks ago I met Bwipo in Soloq

I asked him: "Are you ready to shit on Khan?"

He replied: "Not yet, but in 2 weeks I will be" and proceeded to hardint that game on Irelia

Now here we are

Bless you Bwipo

——几周之前我在单排的时候遇到了Bwipo的刀妹，问他准备好打败Khan了没，Bwipo说暂时还没，但是两个星期内会做到的。恭喜你做到了。

That looked like Teenage Faker at least.

——Caps看上去终于有点像青年Faker了。

(Caps在欧洲一直被叫Baby Faker)

Khan: I give myself 3/10

Bwipo: I agree.

——Khan:我给我自己打3分。

Bwipo：我觉得也是。

LOSE 2 GAMES TO GIVE KOREA FALSE HOPE LUL, nothing to see here

——别看了，常规操作。不过是输掉两场比赛给韩国点虚假的希望罢了。

TL vs FW

——被打断腿的TL来了。

TL won NA LCS based on macro, let that sink in

Imagine the other NA team's macro level ...

——TL靠着大局观赢下了北美LCS冠军。想想其他北美队伍的大局观是什么样子吧......

Being a fan of NA has got to be considered masochism at this point

——这会儿当北美粉丝怕不是会被认为是受虐狂。

It's a TSM PR strategy. Throw to Team Liquid in the finals so they don't get embarrassed on the international stage. Come back to win Summer NALCS 2018 and be the underdog powerhouse at Worlds.

——这是TSM的公关策略。在决赛中输给TL，这样他们就不会因为在国际舞台上的表现被责怪。然后夏季赛卷土重来赢下北美LCS冠军，成为世界赛上的黑马。

I think tsm forgot to make it to finals this time rip plan

——计划不错，但是TSM连决赛都没进。

It's pathetic that NA gets so many investments. They could probably buy the entire Korea and still manage to be dead last.

——这真是太惨了，北美拿到了这么多的投资，他们也许能买下整个韩国，但是还是死的这么难看。

First time Yasuo btw

——第一次玩亚索谢谢。

Pob = ally Yasuo, Caps = enemy Yasuo

——Pob=我方亚索 Caps=敌方亚索

@Pobelter

2016-05-04 13:16 00:00

Death is like the wind; always by my side.

——Pob16年的推特：死亡如风，常伴吾身。

death indeed was by his side

——死亡确实常伴他身。

RNG vs EVOS

sure but can they do a 1000 pushups?

——好吧，但是他们能做1000个俯卧撑么?

Yes, just give them a 1000 days to do them.

——能啊，给他们1000天去做就行了。

WTF was that rift herald

——这个峡谷先锋什么鬼?

mlxg need to do something stupid so that he got benched and karsa will have to fight fw

——MLXG需要做点蠢事，这样他就会去坐板凳，让Karsa上来打FW。

Just a reminder, NA lost to this.

——就提醒一下，北美输给了这样的越南。

EVOS vs LZ

Khan to team: I bet if I hard int in first game you can't carry me, but if you guys do it I can ez pz

Team: Deal

——Khan：我赌如果我第一把打得很差，你们带不动我，但是如果你们打得差，我能很轻松地带你们赢。

其他队员：成交。

This wasn't a game, this was a full blown tentacle hentai.

——这不是一场比赛，这简直就是个触手本子。

Hat off to EVOS, i knew they gonna lose but they put on a show, not just wait till the unevitable.

——向EVOS致意，我知道他们会输，但是他们在努力去赢，而不是等死。

Last time i saw 5 people fucked by tentacles, it wasnt on league.

——上一次我看到5个人被触手蹂躏，可不是在LOL里。

when koreans are in a pinch they will get the triple infernal rng

——当韩国队被刺激了之后，他们就会拿到三火龙。

And also a pre 20 minute flame horizon top lane.

——还有个20分钟前就达到flame horizon的上单。(压刀超过一百)

RNG vs FW

Taiwan no longer a major region btw :^)

——顺带提醒一句，台湾现在已经不是主赛区了。

If Taiwan performs in Worlds, maybe NA will get back to Play-in Knockout of MSI

——如果台湾在S赛表现好点，估计北美就要去打MSI的选拔赛了。

Diamondprox was wrong after all, Gambit isnt top 4 in EU LCS, they would be top 4 in world

——Diamondprox说错了，Gambit不是欧洲前四，他们可以是世界前四的。

LetMeInt

MLXD

Xiaowho?

Karsa left for this

——Karsa就是为这个走的?

MLXD threw his jungle harder than Olaf throws his axes.

——MLXD送的比奥拉夫扔出去的斧子都多。

TL vs Fnatic

TL might actually repeat the 0-10 meme entirely on their own lmfao

——TL怕是要凭一己之力完成0-10的梗的。

And they say NA aren't legends.

——就那他们还说北美没有传奇。

Trust me, if they actually go 0-10 this legend will never die.

——相信我，如果他们真的0-10了，这个传奇会永远传颂下去的。

U thought G2-8 was bad, wait till you see real 0-10

——你们以为G2-8就够糟了么?让你们见识下真正的0-10.

Pobelter did poorly on Yasuo because he blind picked it. You can't blind pick Yasuo.

Caps: Hold my beer.

——Pob亚索打得这么差是因为他先选的，你怎么能先选亚索呢。

Caps:是么?

Man gets his parenting rights terminated after calling his son "NA"

——叫自己儿子“NA”，当爸的都可以都剥夺监护权了。

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