工作了不想再读书了的搞笑句子（每日一笑Nolonger）

A government employee found and old brass lamp in a filing cabinet.

有一位政府机关员工在档案柜里面发现一盏老旧的铜制油灯.

When he dusted it off,a genie appeared and granted him three wishes.

当他把它的灰尘除去的时候.有一个精灵出现了 ,并且同意他三个愿望.

"I'd love an ice-cold beer right now,"

他告诉精灵 "我现在马上就要一瓶冰啤酒 ."

he told the genie .Poof! A beer appeared .

砰!一瓶啤酒出现了.

Next the man said," I wish to be on an island,surrounded by becautiful and willing woman."

这个人接着说："我想要到一个岛上, 被甘心乐意的美女围绕着."

Poof!He was on an island with gorgeous woman fawning all over him.

砰!他到了一个岛上,被美女纠缠着对他献殷勤.

Oh,this is the life,the guy thought.

这家伙想着啊,这才是生活呀.

"I wish I never had to work again."

"我希望我永远都不必再工作."

And poof! He was back at his desk in the government office!

砰!他回到他在政府机关的 办公桌前！