最近很火的单身文案（A到爆的5月20日单身文案）

一，我们单身贵族的身份地位太尊贵

Our status as a single nobleman is too noble

二，问我情人节怎么过 我很难过

Don't ask me how I spend Valentine's day. I'm sorry

三，对于单身这么多年我没什么好解释的总的来说就是机智到没朋友

I have nothing to explain about being single for so many years. Generally speaking, I am witty enough to have no friends

四，单身的女孩不要着急也许上帝心里的想法是：我要给这个可爱的女孩留个特别的人

Don't worry about single girls. Maybe God's idea is: I'm going to leave this lovely girl someone special

五，别问我什么单身 因为天界规定神仙是不能和凡人有恋情的

Don't ask me why I'm single, because heaven forbid a fairy should have a relationship with a mortal

六，评论区抽一位跟我谈恋爱没别的就是让你体会到什么是人生不幸什么是情感厄运

One in the comments section is to fall in love with me. Nothing else is to let you realize what is unfortunate in life and what is emotional bad luck

七，情人节时我要穿得美美哒，打扮得漂漂亮亮哒在家嗑瓜子，看看你们到处秀照片的有没有撞脸的

On Valentine's Day, I want to wear beautiful clothes, dress up beautifully, and lick melon seeds at home to see if you have any face-to-face photos everywhere

八，友谊的小船说翻就翻 爱情的巨轮说沉就沉 唯有单身狗的小船屹立不倒

The boat of friendship says turn over and turn over the wheel of love says sink and sink only the boat of single dog stands still

九，你们发现没优秀的人普遍单身

You find that people who are not good are generally single

十，我终于知道我单身的原因了我喜欢的不喜欢我 喜欢我的我不知道

I finally know why I'm single. I like it. I don't like it. I like mine. I don't know

十一，无爱一身轻 单身全精英.

Love-free, light, single, all-elite.

十二，谈恋爱只不过是我占你便宜你占我便宜罢了

Falling in love is just me taking advantage of you and you taking advantage of me

十三，单身修仙 法力无边.两手插袋，谁也不爱

Single repair fairy magic boundless. two hands pocket, no one loves

十四，单身挺好的和谁暧昧也不需要解释，我一个人行走江湖走马观花不会为谁驻足。

Single is very good and who does not need to explain, I will not stop for anyone who walks alone.

十五，谈什么恋爱 王者上荣耀了没.

Talk about love. Is the king in glory.

十六，自我已经是一个宇宙了，还管什么星辰.

The self is already a universe, and what about the stars.

十七，我从没觉得孤独说的浪漫些我完全自由

I've never felt lonely. Say romantic. I'm completely free

十八，我们情人节互送礼物吧，你送我礼物我送你地址

Let's give each other presents on Valentine's day. You give me presents and I'll give you addresses

十九，你们就尽情晒转账吧 我看看这两天找谁借钱

Why don't you guys just transfer the money and let me see who I can borrow money from these two days

二十，有钱人终成眷属没钱人亲眼目睹我在三轮车上看的清清楚楚

Rich people get married, poor people see me on tricycles

二十一，我不是奥利奥 但是可以泡一泡

I'm not Oreo, but I can take a dip

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